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If you elect me the first Jewish justice of the peace, I'll reduce the speed limits to 54.95!

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Kinky Friedman
Age: 80
Born: 1944
Born: November 1
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Musicians can run this state better than politicians. We won't get a lot done in the mornings, but we'll work late and be honest.
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If you don't love Jesus-go to hell!
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I'd felt that a man without a woman was like a neck without a pain.
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There are more inspirational people in music than there are in politics.
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I admit I was drinking a Guinness... but I did not swallow.
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We've got to clear some of the room out of the prisons so we can put the bad guys in there, like the pedophiles and the politicians.
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We're all worm bait waiting to happen. It's what you do while you wait that matters.
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I suffer from the curse of being multi-talented. There's no doubt about it. Politics and literature have gotten in the way of songwriting.
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What has six balls and screws Texans? The Texas Lottery.
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The people I respect all died broke and despairing. They didn't leave a lot of hammered iron behind them like Donald Trump has done.
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Remember, I'm not running against Rick Perry I'm running against apathy.
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I believe that voices like Ross Perot, Pat Buchanan, Ralph Nader should be heard. They don't have to be president. Give 'em a chance.
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May the God of your choice bless you.
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How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design?
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I'm also for gay marriage, because I say they have every right to be just as miserable as the rest of us. Love is bigger than government. And Texas, by the way, has a very progressive law about gay couples adopting kids. We just won't let them get married. So that's not common sense.
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If Raymond Chandler came from the South, his name would be Ace Atkins.
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I see an issue I like, and I support it.
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I'll keep us out of war with Oklahoma!
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An editor's job is to take something great and make it good.
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I don't think I have even achieved fame. Of course, Hemingway says that fame is death's little sister.
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