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If you elect me the first Jewish justice of the peace, I'll reduce the speed limits to 54.95!

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Kinky Friedman
Age: 80
Born: 1944
Born: November 1
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I came from an upper-middle class home, which is always a hard cross for a country singer to bear.
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Young people are the key to this election.
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Musicians can run this state better than politicians. We won't get a lot done in the mornings, but we'll work late and be honest.
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I suffer from the curse of being multi-talented. There's no doubt about it. Politics and literature have gotten in the way of songwriting.
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I admit I was drinking a Guinness... but I did not swallow.
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In six days the Lord created the heavens and the earth and all the wonders therein. There are some of us who feel that He might have taken just a little more time.
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Whether your destination is heaven or hell, you always have to change planes in Dallas.
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If you don't love Jesus-go to hell!
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I'm too young for Medicare and too old for women to care.
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You've got to find what you love and let it kill you. I don't think any of us should ever forget that.
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Sometimes performing someone else's song is more difficult than writing your own.
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The Democrats and Republicans are the same guy admiring themself in the mirror.
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