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If you elect me the first Jewish justice of the peace, I'll reduce the speed limits to 54.95!
Kinky Friedman
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Kinky Friedman
Age: 80
Born: 1944
Born: November 1
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We're first on executions. We're 49th in funding public education. We're in a race with Mississippi for the bottom, and we're winning.
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You struggle with your demons and you conquer them.
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I'll sign anything except bad legislation.
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The people I respect all died broke and despairing. They didn't leave a lot of hammered iron behind them like Donald Trump has done.
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I've achieved many of my dreams, and I want to see that some others get a chance to, especially younger Texans.
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I'll tell you right now. I'm for prayer in school.
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We're all worm bait waiting to happen. It's what you do while you wait that matters.
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May the God of your choice bless you.
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And I think musicians can better run this state than politicians. And, hell, beauticians can better run the state than politicians.
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If you're paranoid long enough, sooner or later you're gonna be right.
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This is called spiritual lifting. It's not heavy lifting. The governor of Texas should not be confused with Arnold Schwarzenegger. That's a powerful position. The governor of Texas can't do any heavy lifting really. It's not that powerful a position.
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My plan is to bring back like the Bracero Program from 1944 that ran for 20 years where the Mexican government vets these people. I mean, they pay for it, and they get green cards, and they're actually legitimate. And then seal the border.
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Golf is the only opportunity that middle-aged WASPs have to dress up like a pimp.
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The only currency I value is the coin of the spirit. That's very important in my life.
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If Jesus Christ had run as an independent, Rick Perry would have beat him.
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May the God of your choice bless and keep you. I respect Him as long as He does not circumcise me anymore.
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I don't think I have even achieved fame. Of course, Hemingway says that fame is death's little sister.
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I see an issue I like, and I support it.
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No matter where you go, you always see yourself in the rearview mirror.
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God created whiskey to keep the Irish from taking over the world.
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