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You never marry the person you first see 'Casablanca' with.

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Kinky Friedman
Age: 80
Born: 1944
Born: November 1
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I'm ready for anything. That's probably why it never happens.
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Musicians can run this state better than politicians. We won't get a lot done in the mornings, but we'll work late and be honest.
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My plan is to bring back like the Bracero Program from 1944 that ran for 20 years where the Mexican government vets these people. I mean, they pay for it, and they get green cards, and they're actually legitimate. And then seal the border.
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I don't apologize to people who try to intimidate.
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This system is really broken. No Child Left Behind has really failed and the only way to solve education is to leave one governor behind.
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