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You never marry the person you first see 'Casablanca' with.
Kinky Friedman
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Kinky Friedman
Age: 80
Born: 1944
Born: November 1
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Golf is the only opportunity that middle-aged WASPs have to dress up like a pimp.
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These days, there are many people around the world who listen to the songs that made me infamous and read the books that made me respectable.
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Sometimes performing someone else's song is more difficult than writing your own.
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I rarely meddled in the cat's personal affairs and she rarely meddled in mine. Neither of us was foolish enough to attribute human emotions to our pets.
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