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Happiness is a moving target.

Kinky Friedman

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Kinky Friedman
Age: 80
Born: 1944
Born: November 1
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If you elect me the first Jewish justice of the peace, I'll reduce the speed limits to 54.95!
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May the God of your choice bless you.
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Golf is the only opportunity that middle-aged WASPs have to dress up like a pimp.
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I believe that voices like Ross Perot, Pat Buchanan, Ralph Nader should be heard. They don't have to be president. Give 'em a chance.
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Young people are the key to this election.
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But the most dangerous thing in the world in the world is to run the risk of waking up one morning and realizing suddenly that all this time you've been living without really and truly living and by then it's too late. When you wake up to that kind of realization, it's too late for wishes and regrets. It's even too late to dream.
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When you record something, you never know who's going to hear it.
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Well, I hate to be the one to take the flyswatter to Tinker Bell, but...
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Simón Bolívar is the only person in history to be exiled from a country named after him.
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If you gotta kill two birds, might as well get stoned.
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May the God of your choice bless and keep you. I respect Him as long as He does not circumcise me anymore.
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Inspiration thing is important, to teach the kids that JFK is not an airport, RFK's not a stadium, Martin Luther King ain't a street
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The system is not perfect. Until it's perfect, let's do away with the death penalty.
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An editor's job is to take something great and make it good.
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The teachers are getting screwed, blued, and tattooed by the system.
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I just want Texas to be number one in something other than executions, toll roads and property taxes.
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If you're patient and you wait long enough, something will usually happen and it'll usually be something you don't like.
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I support gay marriage. I believe they have a right to be as miserable as the rest of us.
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Remember, I'm not running against Rick Perry I'm running against apathy.
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When a stray animal crosses your path, it may be as close to God as you're going to get in this lifetime.
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