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Happiness is a moving target.

Kinky Friedman

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Kinky Friedman
Age: 80
Born: 1944
Born: November 1
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These days, there are many people around the world who listen to the songs that made me infamous and read the books that made me respectable.
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God created whiskey to keep the Irish from taking over the world.
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I don't think I have even achieved fame. Of course, Hemingway says that fame is death's little sister.
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I want to be governor [of Texas] because I need the closet space.
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Young people are the key to this election.
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I've been in true love many times. I just try to avoid it as much as possible. For if there's one thing I know about true love, it is that sooner or later, it results in a hostage situation.
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A happy childhood is the worst possible preparation for life.
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I see an issue I like, and I support it.
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I'll sign anything except bad legislation.
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The Democrats and Republicans are the same guy admiring themself in the mirror.
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I'm too young for Medicare and too old for women to care.
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I was so high, I needed a stepladder to scratch my own ass.
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I'm well aware that the Nelson Mandelas and the Winston Churchills of the world happened by accident. They usually come out of nowhere.
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Well, I hate to be the one to take the flyswatter to Tinker Bell, but...
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They probably would've taken Jesus if he hadn't been nailed down.
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I support gay marriage. I believe they have a right to be as miserable as the rest of us.
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You struggle with your demons and you conquer them.
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I just want Texas to be number one in something other than executions, toll roads and property taxes.
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We're first on executions. We're 49th in funding public education. We're in a race with Mississippi for the bottom, and we're winning.
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You never marry the person you first see 'Casablanca' with.
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