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Happiness is a moving target.

Kinky Friedman

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Kinky Friedman
Age: 80
Born: 1944
Born: November 1
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I'll keep us out of war with Oklahoma!
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If you're patient and you wait long enough, something will usually happen and it'll usually be something you don't like.
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May the God of your choice bless and keep you. I respect Him as long as He does not circumcise me anymore.
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Young people are the key to this election.
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I'd felt that a man without a woman was like a neck without a pain.
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Yes, I'm a Judeo-Christian. Jesus and Moses are in my heart. And both of them were independents, by the way.
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The child-teacher relationship is crucial.
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I'm also for gay marriage, because I say they have every right to be just as miserable as the rest of us. Love is bigger than government. And Texas, by the way, has a very progressive law about gay couples adopting kids. We just won't let them get married. So that's not common sense.
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I suffer from the curse of being multi-talented. There's no doubt about it. Politics and literature have gotten in the way of songwriting.
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An editor's job is to take something great and make it good.
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God created whiskey to keep the Irish from taking over the world.
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Cuban cigars is a big expense because I do smoke a lot of them, eight to 12 a day, so that would be almost as bad as a cocaine habit, a hundred bucks a day.
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You have to work at it if you want to be a good smoker. Especially today with all the non-smoking world constantly harassing you.
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I support gay marriage. I believe they have a right to be as miserable as the rest of us.
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Inspiration thing is important, to teach the kids that JFK is not an airport, RFK's not a stadium, Martin Luther King ain't a street
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If you gotta kill two birds, might as well get stoned.
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If you're paranoid long enough, sooner or later you're gonna be right.
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We're all worm bait waiting to happen. It's what you do while you wait that matters.
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The Democrats and Republicans are the same guy admiring themself in the mirror.
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I'll sign anything except bad legislation.
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