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Happiness is a moving target.

Kinky Friedman

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Kinky Friedman
Age: 80
Born: 1944
Born: November 1
Actor
Comedian
Journalist
Musician
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Politician
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Singer-Songwriter
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Chicago
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I suffer from the curse of being multi-talented. There's no doubt about it. Politics and literature have gotten in the way of songwriting.
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You struggle with your demons and you conquer them.
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But the most dangerous thing in the world in the world is to run the risk of waking up one morning and realizing suddenly that all this time you've been living without really and truly living and by then it's too late. When you wake up to that kind of realization, it's too late for wishes and regrets. It's even too late to dream.
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I'll keep us out of war with Oklahoma!
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I've been in true love many times. I just try to avoid it as much as possible. For if there's one thing I know about true love, it is that sooner or later, it results in a hostage situation.
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There are more inspirational people in music than there are in politics.
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I support gay marriage. I believe they have a right to be as miserable as the rest of us.
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I'm also for gay marriage, because I say they have every right to be just as miserable as the rest of us. Love is bigger than government. And Texas, by the way, has a very progressive law about gay couples adopting kids. We just won't let them get married. So that's not common sense.
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God created whiskey to keep the Irish from taking over the world.
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I see an issue I like, and I support it.
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You have to work at it if you want to be a good smoker. Especially today with all the non-smoking world constantly harassing you.
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Well, I hate to be the one to take the flyswatter to Tinker Bell, but...
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We're all worm bait waiting to happen. It's what you do while you wait that matters.
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The child-teacher relationship is crucial.
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I want to be governor [of Texas] because I need the closet space.
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Golf is the only opportunity that middle-aged WASPs have to dress up like a pimp.
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If you're going to be an artist, you need to be an original.
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The teachers are getting screwed, blued, and tattooed by the system.
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My plan is to bring back like the Bracero Program from 1944 that ran for 20 years where the Mexican government vets these people. I mean, they pay for it, and they get green cards, and they're actually legitimate. And then seal the border.
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If you're patient and you wait long enough, something will usually happen and it'll usually be something you don't like.
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