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Happiness is a moving target.

Kinky Friedman

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Kinky Friedman
Age: 80
Born: 1944
Born: November 1
Actor
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Whether your destination is heaven or hell, you always have to change planes in Dallas.
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You've got to find what you love and let it kill you. I don't think any of us should ever forget that.
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I see an issue I like, and I support it.
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Finding a cat--or having a cat find you--can change your world as much as marriage, divorce, love, death, or even winning the lottery can, and sometimes more.
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If Jesus Christ had run as an independent, Rick Perry would have beat him.
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I'm well aware that the Nelson Mandelas and the Winston Churchills of the world happened by accident. They usually come out of nowhere.
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Cuban cigars is a big expense because I do smoke a lot of them, eight to 12 a day, so that would be almost as bad as a cocaine habit, a hundred bucks a day.
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I just want Texas to be number one in something other than executions, toll roads and property taxes.
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If Raymond Chandler came from the South, his name would be Ace Atkins.
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You have to pretend that your life is a financial pleasure even when your autographs are bouncing.
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We've got to clear some of the room out of the prisons so we can put the bad guys in there, like the pedophiles and the politicians.
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Sometimes performing someone else's song is more difficult than writing your own.
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I'm too young for Medicare and too old for women to care.
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This is called spiritual lifting. It's not heavy lifting. The governor of Texas should not be confused with Arnold Schwarzenegger. That's a powerful position. The governor of Texas can't do any heavy lifting really. It's not that powerful a position.
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When you record something, you never know who's going to hear it.
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Inspiration thing is important, to teach the kids that JFK is not an airport, RFK's not a stadium, Martin Luther King ain't a street
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The teachers are getting screwed, blued, and tattooed by the system.
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I support gay marriage. I believe they have a right to be as miserable as the rest of us.
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In six days the Lord created the heavens and the earth and all the wonders therein. There are some of us who feel that He might have taken just a little more time.
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