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Kinky Friedman
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Kinky Friedman
Age: 80
Born: 1944
Born: November 1
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Jerry Jones and Chris Christie are probably the most important latent homosexual relationship since Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson.
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If you have the choice between humble and cocky, go with cocky. There's always time to be humble later, once you've been proven horrendously, irrevocably wrong.
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What has six balls and screws Texans? The Texas Lottery.
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I was so high, I needed a stepladder to scratch my own ass.
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The Democrats and Republicans are the same guy admiring themself in the mirror.
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I don't think I have even achieved fame. Of course, Hemingway says that fame is death's little sister.
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And I think musicians can better run this state than politicians. And, hell, beauticians can better run the state than politicians.
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God created whiskey to keep the Irish from taking over the world.
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Happiness is a moving target.
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No matter where you go, you always see yourself in the rearview mirror.
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If you don't love Jesus-go to hell!
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I'm well aware that the Nelson Mandelas and the Winston Churchills of the world happened by accident. They usually come out of nowhere.
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There are more inspirational people in music than there are in politics.
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I don't think where people come from is that important. It doesn't matter if you come from reality TV. The question is whether you can inspire people.
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Inspiration thing is important, to teach the kids that JFK is not an airport, RFK's not a stadium, Martin Luther King ain't a street
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If Jesus Christ had run as an independent, Rick Perry would have beat him.
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Remember, I'm not running against Rick Perry I'm running against apathy.
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Yes, I'm a Judeo-Christian. Jesus and Moses are in my heart. And both of them were independents, by the way.
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I'm also for gay marriage, because I say they have every right to be just as miserable as the rest of us. Love is bigger than government. And Texas, by the way, has a very progressive law about gay couples adopting kids. We just won't let them get married. So that's not common sense.
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I believe that voices like Ross Perot, Pat Buchanan, Ralph Nader should be heard. They don't have to be president. Give 'em a chance.
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