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May the God of your choice bless you.

Kinky Friedman

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Kinky Friedman
Age: 80
Born: 1944
Born: November 1
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In six days the Lord created the heavens and the earth and all the wonders therein. There are some of us who feel that He might have taken just a little more time.
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I don't apologize to people who try to intimidate.
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What has six balls and screws Texans? The Texas Lottery.
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If Jesus Christ had run as an independent, Rick Perry would have beat him.
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We're first on executions. We're 49th in funding public education. We're in a race with Mississippi for the bottom, and we're winning.
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I believe that voices like Ross Perot, Pat Buchanan, Ralph Nader should be heard. They don't have to be president. Give 'em a chance.
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They probably would've taken Jesus if he hadn't been nailed down.
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Inspiration thing is important, to teach the kids that JFK is not an airport, RFK's not a stadium, Martin Luther King ain't a street
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If you gotta kill two birds, might as well get stoned.
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You've got to find what you love and let it kill you. I don't think any of us should ever forget that.
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Finding a cat--or having a cat find you--can change your world as much as marriage, divorce, love, death, or even winning the lottery can, and sometimes more.
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But the most dangerous thing in the world in the world is to run the risk of waking up one morning and realizing suddenly that all this time you've been living without really and truly living and by then it's too late. When you wake up to that kind of realization, it's too late for wishes and regrets. It's even too late to dream.
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If you don't love Jesus-go to hell!
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I was so high, I needed a stepladder to scratch my own ass.
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I'll sign anything except bad legislation.
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How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design?
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Cuban cigars is a big expense because I do smoke a lot of them, eight to 12 a day, so that would be almost as bad as a cocaine habit, a hundred bucks a day.
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An editor's job is to take something great and make it good.
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I don't think where people come from is that important. It doesn't matter if you come from reality TV. The question is whether you can inspire people.
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If you're patient and you wait long enough, something will usually happen and it'll usually be something you don't like.
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