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Kinky Friedman
Age: 80
Born: 1944
Born: November 1
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The people I respect all died broke and despairing. They didn't leave a lot of hammered iron behind them like Donald Trump has done.
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The reason educational spending in Texas is so low is because you don't have a state tax there, and that's why Texas is big growth because you don't tax people to death.
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I rarely meddled in the cat's personal affairs and she rarely meddled in mine. Neither of us was foolish enough to attribute human emotions to our pets.
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I don't think I have even achieved fame. Of course, Hemingway says that fame is death's little sister.
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The first thing I'll do if elected is demand a recount.
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I'm ready for anything. That's probably why it never happens.
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