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Kinky Friedman
Age: 80
Born: 1944
Born: November 1
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And I'll tell you another thing, you won't find any candidate that supports prayer in school and gay marriage. For that reason alone, people should vote for an independent-thinking person.
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Sometimes performing someone else's song is more difficult than writing your own.
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You've got to find what you love and let it kill you. I don't think any of us should ever forget that.
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May the God of your choice bless you.
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Whether your destination is heaven or hell, you always have to change planes in Dallas.
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I've achieved many of my dreams, and I want to see that some others get a chance to, especially younger Texans.
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Golf is the only opportunity that middle-aged WASPs have to dress up like a pimp.
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The Democrats and Republicans are the same guy admiring themself in the mirror.
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When you record something, you never know who's going to hear it.
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I'll sign anything except bad legislation.
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Happiness is a moving target.
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I admit I was drinking a Guinness... but I did not swallow.
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This is called spiritual lifting. It's not heavy lifting. The governor of Texas should not be confused with Arnold Schwarzenegger. That's a powerful position. The governor of Texas can't do any heavy lifting really. It's not that powerful a position.
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You never marry the person you first see 'Casablanca' with.
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These days, there are many people around the world who listen to the songs that made me infamous and read the books that made me respectable.
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They probably would've taken Jesus if he hadn't been nailed down.
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I don't apologize to people who try to intimidate.
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Remember: Y'all is singular. All y'all is plural. All y'all's is plural possessive.
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And I think musicians can better run this state than politicians. And, hell, beauticians can better run the state than politicians.
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