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Well, I hate to be the one to take the flyswatter to Tinker Bell, but...
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Kinky Friedman
Age: 80
Born: 1944
Born: November 1
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I just want Texas to be number one in something other than executions, toll roads and property taxes.
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And I think musicians can better run this state than politicians. And, hell, beauticians can better run the state than politicians.
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I don't believe in carrying a weapon. If somebody wants to shoot me, he'll have to bring his own gun.
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I don't apologize to people who try to intimidate.
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No matter where you go, you always see yourself in the rearview mirror.
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I was so high, I needed a stepladder to scratch my own ass.
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The first thing I'll do if elected is demand a recount.
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May the God of your choice bless and keep you. I respect Him as long as He does not circumcise me anymore.
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If you're going to be an artist, you need to be an original.
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I'll keep us out of war with Oklahoma!
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I suffer from the curse of being multi-talented. There's no doubt about it. Politics and literature have gotten in the way of songwriting.
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The child-teacher relationship is crucial.
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An editor's job is to take something great and make it good.
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In six days the Lord created the heavens and the earth and all the wonders therein. There are some of us who feel that He might have taken just a little more time.
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