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Kinky Friedman
Age: 80
Born: 1944
Born: November 1
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No matter where you go, you always see yourself in the rearview mirror.
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Musicians can run this state better than politicians. We won't get a lot done in the mornings, but we'll work late and be honest.
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The child-teacher relationship is crucial.
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You struggle with your demons and you conquer them.
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I don't believe in carrying a weapon. If somebody wants to shoot me, he'll have to bring his own gun.
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If you have the choice between humble and cocky, go with cocky. There's always time to be humble later, once you've been proven horrendously, irrevocably wrong.
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These days, there are many people around the world who listen to the songs that made me infamous and read the books that made me respectable.
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The first thing I'll do if elected is demand a recount.
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I'm well aware that the Nelson Mandelas and the Winston Churchills of the world happened by accident. They usually come out of nowhere.
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Finding a cat--or having a cat find you--can change your world as much as marriage, divorce, love, death, or even winning the lottery can, and sometimes more.
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I suffer from the curse of being multi-talented. There's no doubt about it. Politics and literature have gotten in the way of songwriting.
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The system is not perfect. Until it's perfect, let's do away with the death penalty.
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I was so high, I needed a stepladder to scratch my own ass.
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My plan is to bring back like the Bracero Program from 1944 that ran for 20 years where the Mexican government vets these people. I mean, they pay for it, and they get green cards, and they're actually legitimate. And then seal the border.
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Remember: Y'all is singular. All y'all is plural. All y'all's is plural possessive.
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The only currency I value is the coin of the spirit. That's very important in my life.
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Cuban cigars is a big expense because I do smoke a lot of them, eight to 12 a day, so that would be almost as bad as a cocaine habit, a hundred bucks a day.
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If you elect me the first Jewish justice of the peace, I'll reduce the speed limits to 54.95!
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In six days the Lord created the heavens and the earth and all the wonders therein. There are some of us who feel that He might have taken just a little more time.
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They probably would've taken Jesus if he hadn't been nailed down.
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