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Kinky Friedman
Age: 80
Born: 1944
Born: November 1
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But the most dangerous thing in the world in the world is to run the risk of waking up one morning and realizing suddenly that all this time you've been living without really and truly living and by then it's too late. When you wake up to that kind of realization, it's too late for wishes and regrets. It's even too late to dream.
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If you're patient and you wait long enough, something will usually happen and it'll usually be something you don't like.
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If you elect me the first Jewish justice of the peace, I'll reduce the speed limits to 54.95!
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How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design?
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This system is really broken. No Child Left Behind has really failed and the only way to solve education is to leave one governor behind.
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And I think musicians can better run this state than politicians. And, hell, beauticians can better run the state than politicians.
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You have to work at it if you want to be a good smoker. Especially today with all the non-smoking world constantly harassing you.
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We're first on executions. We're 49th in funding public education. We're in a race with Mississippi for the bottom, and we're winning.
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These days, there are many people around the world who listen to the songs that made me infamous and read the books that made me respectable.
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I'll sign anything except bad legislation.
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Jerry Jones and Chris Christie are probably the most important latent homosexual relationship since Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson.
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The Democrats and Republicans are the same guy admiring themself in the mirror.
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A happy childhood is the worst possible preparation for life.
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I'm ready for anything. That's probably why it never happens.
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I don't think where people come from is that important. It doesn't matter if you come from reality TV. The question is whether you can inspire people.
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I'd felt that a man without a woman was like a neck without a pain.
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Inspiration thing is important, to teach the kids that JFK is not an airport, RFK's not a stadium, Martin Luther King ain't a street
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Young people are the key to this election.
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You never marry the person you first see 'Casablanca' with.
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Golf is the only opportunity that middle-aged WASPs have to dress up like a pimp.
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