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I'll sign anything except bad legislation.

Kinky Friedman

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Kinky Friedman
Age: 80
Born: 1944
Born: November 1
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The good teachers are bailing out. Education is very important.... This should be the centerpiece on the table of Texas.
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The child-teacher relationship is crucial.
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I rarely meddled in the cat's personal affairs and she rarely meddled in mine. Neither of us was foolish enough to attribute human emotions to our pets.
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And I think musicians can better run this state than politicians. And, hell, beauticians can better run the state than politicians.
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Sometimes performing someone else's song is more difficult than writing your own.
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If you don't love Jesus-go to hell!
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I've achieved many of my dreams, and I want to see that some others get a chance to, especially younger Texans.
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I'm also for gay marriage, because I say they have every right to be just as miserable as the rest of us. Love is bigger than government. And Texas, by the way, has a very progressive law about gay couples adopting kids. We just won't let them get married. So that's not common sense.
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I came from an upper-middle class home, which is always a hard cross for a country singer to bear.
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But the most dangerous thing in the world in the world is to run the risk of waking up one morning and realizing suddenly that all this time you've been living without really and truly living and by then it's too late. When you wake up to that kind of realization, it's too late for wishes and regrets. It's even too late to dream.
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What has six balls and screws Texans? The Texas Lottery.
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I'm well aware that the Nelson Mandelas and the Winston Churchills of the world happened by accident. They usually come out of nowhere.
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I support gay marriage. I believe they have a right to be as miserable as the rest of us.
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You have to pretend that your life is a financial pleasure even when your autographs are bouncing.
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My plan is to bring back like the Bracero Program from 1944 that ran for 20 years where the Mexican government vets these people. I mean, they pay for it, and they get green cards, and they're actually legitimate. And then seal the border.
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Yes, I'm a Judeo-Christian. Jesus and Moses are in my heart. And both of them were independents, by the way.
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If you elect me the first Jewish justice of the peace, I'll reduce the speed limits to 54.95!
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Happiness is a moving target.
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I see an issue I like, and I support it.
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I admit I was drinking a Guinness... but I did not swallow.
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