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I'll keep us out of war with Oklahoma!

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Kinky Friedman
Age: 80
Born: 1944
Born: November 1
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This is called spiritual lifting. It's not heavy lifting. The governor of Texas should not be confused with Arnold Schwarzenegger. That's a powerful position. The governor of Texas can't do any heavy lifting really. It's not that powerful a position.
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These days, there are many people around the world who listen to the songs that made me infamous and read the books that made me respectable.
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There are more inspirational people in music than there are in politics.
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If you don't love Jesus-go to hell!
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Finding a cat--or having a cat find you--can change your world as much as marriage, divorce, love, death, or even winning the lottery can, and sometimes more.
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I'm also for gay marriage, because I say they have every right to be just as miserable as the rest of us. Love is bigger than government. And Texas, by the way, has a very progressive law about gay couples adopting kids. We just won't let them get married. So that's not common sense.
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I just want Texas to be number one in something other than executions, toll roads and property taxes.
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The system is not perfect. Until it's perfect, let's do away with the death penalty.
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The child-teacher relationship is crucial.
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They probably would've taken Jesus if he hadn't been nailed down.
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When you record something, you never know who's going to hear it.
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Cuban cigars is a big expense because I do smoke a lot of them, eight to 12 a day, so that would be almost as bad as a cocaine habit, a hundred bucks a day.
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You never marry the person you first see 'Casablanca' with.
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You struggle with your demons and you conquer them.
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If you have the choice between humble and cocky, go with cocky. There's always time to be humble later, once you've been proven horrendously, irrevocably wrong.
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Jerry Jones and Chris Christie are probably the most important latent homosexual relationship since Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson.
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An editor's job is to take something great and make it good.
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Young people are the key to this election.
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I don't apologize to people who try to intimidate.
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And I think musicians can better run this state than politicians. And, hell, beauticians can better run the state than politicians.
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