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I just want Texas to be number one in something other than executions, toll roads and property taxes.

Kinky Friedman

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Kinky Friedman
Age: 80
Born: 1944
Born: November 1
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If you gotta kill two birds, might as well get stoned.
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Remember, I'm not running against Rick Perry I'm running against apathy.
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We're all worm bait waiting to happen. It's what you do while you wait that matters.
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May the God of your choice bless and keep you. I respect Him as long as He does not circumcise me anymore.
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I believe that voices like Ross Perot, Pat Buchanan, Ralph Nader should be heard. They don't have to be president. Give 'em a chance.
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I don't believe in carrying a weapon. If somebody wants to shoot me, he'll have to bring his own gun.
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And I'll tell you another thing, you won't find any candidate that supports prayer in school and gay marriage. For that reason alone, people should vote for an independent-thinking person.
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I suffer from the curse of being multi-talented. There's no doubt about it. Politics and literature have gotten in the way of songwriting.
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Musicians can run this state better than politicians. We won't get a lot done in the mornings, but we'll work late and be honest.
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I'll tell you right now. I'm for prayer in school.
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The Democrats and Republicans are the same guy admiring themself in the mirror.
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These days, there are many people around the world who listen to the songs that made me infamous and read the books that made me respectable.
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I don't see how the people who created the problem can fix it. Texas is worth fighting for, and the best way to fight is to get the politicians out of politics.
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I admit I was drinking a Guinness... but I did not swallow.
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I don't think I have even achieved fame. Of course, Hemingway says that fame is death's little sister.
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Cuban cigars is a big expense because I do smoke a lot of them, eight to 12 a day, so that would be almost as bad as a cocaine habit, a hundred bucks a day.
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I support gay marriage. I believe they have a right to be as miserable as the rest of us.
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If you have the choice between humble and cocky, go with cocky. There's always time to be humble later, once you've been proven horrendously, irrevocably wrong.
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My definition of an artist is anyone who's ahead of his time and behind on his rent.
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I've achieved many of my dreams, and I want to see that some others get a chance to, especially younger Texans.
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