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I just want Texas to be number one in something other than executions, toll roads and property taxes.

Kinky Friedman

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Kinky Friedman
Age: 80
Born: 1944
Born: November 1
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May the God of your choice bless you.
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I'm also for gay marriage, because I say they have every right to be just as miserable as the rest of us. Love is bigger than government. And Texas, by the way, has a very progressive law about gay couples adopting kids. We just won't let them get married. So that's not common sense.
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If you have the choice between humble and cocky, go with cocky. There's always time to be humble later, once you've been proven horrendously, irrevocably wrong.
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No matter where you go, you always see yourself in the rearview mirror.
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Simón Bolívar is the only person in history to be exiled from a country named after him.
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Young people are the key to this election.
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I've been in true love many times. I just try to avoid it as much as possible. For if there's one thing I know about true love, it is that sooner or later, it results in a hostage situation.
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We're going to make that Lone Star shine again.
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If you're paranoid long enough, sooner or later you're gonna be right.
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I'll keep us out of war with Oklahoma!
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Whether your destination is heaven or hell, you always have to change planes in Dallas.
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The good teachers are bailing out. Education is very important.... This should be the centerpiece on the table of Texas.
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I've achieved many of my dreams, and I want to see that some others get a chance to, especially younger Texans.
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We're first on executions. We're 49th in funding public education. We're in a race with Mississippi for the bottom, and we're winning.
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I'd felt that a man without a woman was like a neck without a pain.
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Happiness is a moving target.
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God created whiskey to keep the Irish from taking over the world.
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If you don't love Jesus-go to hell!
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I don't see how the people who created the problem can fix it. Texas is worth fighting for, and the best way to fight is to get the politicians out of politics.
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