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Young people are the key to this election.

Kinky Friedman

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Kinky Friedman
Age: 80
Born: 1944
Born: November 1
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The Democrats and Republicans are the same guy admiring themself in the mirror.
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I suffer from the curse of being multi-talented. There's no doubt about it. Politics and literature have gotten in the way of songwriting.
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I was so high, I needed a stepladder to scratch my own ass.
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Whether your destination is heaven or hell, you always have to change planes in Dallas.
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Remember: Y'all is singular. All y'all is plural. All y'all's is plural possessive.
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This is called spiritual lifting. It's not heavy lifting. The governor of Texas should not be confused with Arnold Schwarzenegger. That's a powerful position. The governor of Texas can't do any heavy lifting really. It's not that powerful a position.
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Well, I hate to be the one to take the flyswatter to Tinker Bell, but...
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Cuban cigars is a big expense because I do smoke a lot of them, eight to 12 a day, so that would be almost as bad as a cocaine habit, a hundred bucks a day.
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I don't think where people come from is that important. It doesn't matter if you come from reality TV. The question is whether you can inspire people.
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I see an issue I like, and I support it.
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These days, there are many people around the world who listen to the songs that made me infamous and read the books that made me respectable.
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If you gotta kill two birds, might as well get stoned.
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Yes, I'm a Judeo-Christian. Jesus and Moses are in my heart. And both of them were independents, by the way.
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Finding a cat--or having a cat find you--can change your world as much as marriage, divorce, love, death, or even winning the lottery can, and sometimes more.
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I don't think I have even achieved fame. Of course, Hemingway says that fame is death's little sister.
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Jerry Jones and Chris Christie are probably the most important latent homosexual relationship since Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson.
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But the most dangerous thing in the world in the world is to run the risk of waking up one morning and realizing suddenly that all this time you've been living without really and truly living and by then it's too late. When you wake up to that kind of realization, it's too late for wishes and regrets. It's even too late to dream.
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May the God of your choice bless and keep you. I respect Him as long as He does not circumcise me anymore.
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I'm too young for Medicare and too old for women to care.
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If you elect me the first Jewish justice of the peace, I'll reduce the speed limits to 54.95!
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