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I admit I was drinking a Guinness... but I did not swallow.

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Kinky Friedman
Age: 80
Born: 1944
Born: November 1
Actor
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There are more inspirational people in music than there are in politics.
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Simón Bolívar is the only person in history to be exiled from a country named after him.
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My definition of an artist is anyone who's ahead of his time and behind on his rent.
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Happiness is a moving target.
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If you elect me the first Jewish justice of the peace, I'll reduce the speed limits to 54.95!
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If Raymond Chandler came from the South, his name would be Ace Atkins.
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But the most dangerous thing in the world in the world is to run the risk of waking up one morning and realizing suddenly that all this time you've been living without really and truly living and by then it's too late. When you wake up to that kind of realization, it's too late for wishes and regrets. It's even too late to dream.
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If you have the choice between humble and cocky, go with cocky. There's always time to be humble later, once you've been proven horrendously, irrevocably wrong.
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I came from an upper-middle class home, which is always a hard cross for a country singer to bear.
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Young people are the key to this election.
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If you're paranoid long enough, sooner or later you're gonna be right.
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An editor's job is to take something great and make it good.
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I just want Texas to be number one in something other than executions, toll roads and property taxes.
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I suffer from the curse of being multi-talented. There's no doubt about it. Politics and literature have gotten in the way of songwriting.
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You have to pretend that your life is a financial pleasure even when your autographs are bouncing.
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May the God of your choice bless and keep you. I respect Him as long as He does not circumcise me anymore.
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We've got to clear some of the room out of the prisons so we can put the bad guys in there, like the pedophiles and the politicians.
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The only currency I value is the coin of the spirit. That's very important in my life.
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I don't think where people come from is that important. It doesn't matter if you come from reality TV. The question is whether you can inspire people.
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Cuban cigars is a big expense because I do smoke a lot of them, eight to 12 a day, so that would be almost as bad as a cocaine habit, a hundred bucks a day.
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