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I admit I was drinking a Guinness... but I did not swallow.
Kinky Friedman
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Kinky Friedman
Age: 80
Born: 1944
Born: November 1
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These days, there are many people around the world who listen to the songs that made me infamous and read the books that made me respectable.
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I don't think I have even achieved fame. Of course, Hemingway says that fame is death's little sister.
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If you're paranoid long enough, sooner or later you're gonna be right.
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We're first on executions. We're 49th in funding public education. We're in a race with Mississippi for the bottom, and we're winning.
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May the God of your choice bless and keep you. I respect Him as long as He does not circumcise me anymore.
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I'll sign anything except bad legislation.
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If you gotta kill two birds, might as well get stoned.
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Well, I hate to be the one to take the flyswatter to Tinker Bell, but...
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