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I admit I was drinking a Guinness... but I did not swallow.

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Kinky Friedman
Age: 80
Born: 1944
Born: November 1
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My definition of an artist is anyone who's ahead of his time and behind on his rent.
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I'll tell you right now. I'm for prayer in school.
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I don't believe in carrying a weapon. If somebody wants to shoot me, he'll have to bring his own gun.
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I rarely meddled in the cat's personal affairs and she rarely meddled in mine. Neither of us was foolish enough to attribute human emotions to our pets.
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I've achieved many of my dreams, and I want to see that some others get a chance to, especially younger Texans.
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I believe that voices like Ross Perot, Pat Buchanan, Ralph Nader should be heard. They don't have to be president. Give 'em a chance.
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The people I respect all died broke and despairing. They didn't leave a lot of hammered iron behind them like Donald Trump has done.
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You have to pretend that your life is a financial pleasure even when your autographs are bouncing.
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May the God of your choice bless you.
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I just want Texas to be number one in something other than executions, toll roads and property taxes.
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I want to be governor [of Texas] because I need the closet space.
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The only currency I value is the coin of the spirit. That's very important in my life.
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Young people are the key to this election.
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I don't think I have even achieved fame. Of course, Hemingway says that fame is death's little sister.
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If you don't love Jesus-go to hell!
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The Democrats and Republicans are the same guy admiring themself in the mirror.
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They probably would've taken Jesus if he hadn't been nailed down.
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The good teachers are bailing out. Education is very important.... This should be the centerpiece on the table of Texas.
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We're going to make that Lone Star shine again.
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And I'll tell you another thing, you won't find any candidate that supports prayer in school and gay marriage. For that reason alone, people should vote for an independent-thinking person.
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