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I admit I was drinking a Guinness... but I did not swallow.
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Kinky Friedman
Age: 80
Born: 1944
Born: November 1
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The reason educational spending in Texas is so low is because you don't have a state tax there, and that's why Texas is big growth because you don't tax people to death.
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My definition of an artist is anyone who's ahead of his time and behind on his rent.
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Whether your destination is heaven or hell, you always have to change planes in Dallas.
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Golf is the only opportunity that middle-aged WASPs have to dress up like a pimp.
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The good teachers are bailing out. Education is very important.... This should be the centerpiece on the table of Texas.
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The system is not perfect. Until it's perfect, let's do away with the death penalty.
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Cuban cigars is a big expense because I do smoke a lot of them, eight to 12 a day, so that would be almost as bad as a cocaine habit, a hundred bucks a day.
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I'm ready for anything. That's probably why it never happens.
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If you gotta kill two birds, might as well get stoned.
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The child-teacher relationship is crucial.
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This system is really broken. No Child Left Behind has really failed and the only way to solve education is to leave one governor behind.
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Remember: Y'all is singular. All y'all is plural. All y'all's is plural possessive.
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Young people are the key to this election.
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The first thing I'll do if elected is demand a recount.
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We're first on executions. We're 49th in funding public education. We're in a race with Mississippi for the bottom, and we're winning.
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No matter where you go, you always see yourself in the rearview mirror.
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Finding a cat--or having a cat find you--can change your world as much as marriage, divorce, love, death, or even winning the lottery can, and sometimes more.
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We're going to make that Lone Star shine again.
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I don't apologize to people who try to intimidate.
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I'll sign anything except bad legislation.
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