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I admit I was drinking a Guinness... but I did not swallow.
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Kinky Friedman
Age: 80
Born: 1944
Born: November 1
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May the God of your choice bless you.
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Cuban cigars is a big expense because I do smoke a lot of them, eight to 12 a day, so that would be almost as bad as a cocaine habit, a hundred bucks a day.
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If Jesus Christ had run as an independent, Rick Perry would have beat him.
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Simón Bolívar is the only person in history to be exiled from a country named after him.
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Golf is the only opportunity that middle-aged WASPs have to dress up like a pimp.
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Well, I hate to be the one to take the flyswatter to Tinker Bell, but...
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Yes, I'm a Judeo-Christian. Jesus and Moses are in my heart. And both of them were independents, by the way.
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The only currency I value is the coin of the spirit. That's very important in my life.
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This is called spiritual lifting. It's not heavy lifting. The governor of Texas should not be confused with Arnold Schwarzenegger. That's a powerful position. The governor of Texas can't do any heavy lifting really. It's not that powerful a position.
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Happiness is a moving target.
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These days, there are many people around the world who listen to the songs that made me infamous and read the books that made me respectable.
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If you're patient and you wait long enough, something will usually happen and it'll usually be something you don't like.
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I'll sign anything except bad legislation.
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I'm well aware that the Nelson Mandelas and the Winston Churchills of the world happened by accident. They usually come out of nowhere.
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I'm ready for anything. That's probably why it never happens.
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How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design?
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We've got to clear some of the room out of the prisons so we can put the bad guys in there, like the pedophiles and the politicians.
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You never marry the person you first see 'Casablanca' with.
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I've achieved many of my dreams, and I want to see that some others get a chance to, especially younger Texans.
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You have to pretend that your life is a financial pleasure even when your autographs are bouncing.
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