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I admit I was drinking a Guinness... but I did not swallow.
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Kinky Friedman
Age: 80
Born: 1944
Born: November 1
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This is called spiritual lifting. It's not heavy lifting. The governor of Texas should not be confused with Arnold Schwarzenegger. That's a powerful position. The governor of Texas can't do any heavy lifting really. It's not that powerful a position.
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Musicians can run this state better than politicians. We won't get a lot done in the mornings, but we'll work late and be honest.
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We're first on executions. We're 49th in funding public education. We're in a race with Mississippi for the bottom, and we're winning.
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They probably would've taken Jesus if he hadn't been nailed down.
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I want to be governor [of Texas] because I need the closet space.
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Simón Bolívar is the only person in history to be exiled from a country named after him.
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Yes, I'm a Judeo-Christian. Jesus and Moses are in my heart. And both of them were independents, by the way.
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What has six balls and screws Texans? The Texas Lottery.
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I just want Texas to be number one in something other than executions, toll roads and property taxes.
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The teachers are getting screwed, blued, and tattooed by the system.
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The Democrats and Republicans are the same guy admiring themself in the mirror.
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This system is really broken. No Child Left Behind has really failed and the only way to solve education is to leave one governor behind.
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I don't think I have even achieved fame. Of course, Hemingway says that fame is death's little sister.
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The people I respect all died broke and despairing. They didn't leave a lot of hammered iron behind them like Donald Trump has done.
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I came from an upper-middle class home, which is always a hard cross for a country singer to bear.
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But the most dangerous thing in the world in the world is to run the risk of waking up one morning and realizing suddenly that all this time you've been living without really and truly living and by then it's too late. When you wake up to that kind of realization, it's too late for wishes and regrets. It's even too late to dream.
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I don't believe in carrying a weapon. If somebody wants to shoot me, he'll have to bring his own gun.
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I've achieved many of my dreams, and I want to see that some others get a chance to, especially younger Texans.
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Remember: Y'all is singular. All y'all is plural. All y'all's is plural possessive.
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The child-teacher relationship is crucial.
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