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You have to pretend that your life is a financial pleasure even when your autographs are bouncing.
Kinky Friedman
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Kinky Friedman
Age: 80
Born: 1944
Born: November 1
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Cuban cigars is a big expense because I do smoke a lot of them, eight to 12 a day, so that would be almost as bad as a cocaine habit, a hundred bucks a day.
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This is called spiritual lifting. It's not heavy lifting. The governor of Texas should not be confused with Arnold Schwarzenegger. That's a powerful position. The governor of Texas can't do any heavy lifting really. It's not that powerful a position.
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The good teachers are bailing out. Education is very important.... This should be the centerpiece on the table of Texas.
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The only currency I value is the coin of the spirit. That's very important in my life.
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May the God of your choice bless and keep you. I respect Him as long as He does not circumcise me anymore.
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I was so high, I needed a stepladder to scratch my own ass.
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You've got to find what you love and let it kill you. I don't think any of us should ever forget that.
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I'm too young for Medicare and too old for women to care.
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What has six balls and screws Texans? The Texas Lottery.
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May the God of your choice bless you.
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If Jesus Christ had run as an independent, Rick Perry would have beat him.
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We're first on executions. We're 49th in funding public education. We're in a race with Mississippi for the bottom, and we're winning.
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I've been in true love many times. I just try to avoid it as much as possible. For if there's one thing I know about true love, it is that sooner or later, it results in a hostage situation.
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We're going to make that Lone Star shine again.
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The teachers are getting screwed, blued, and tattooed by the system.
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Musicians can run this state better than politicians. We won't get a lot done in the mornings, but we'll work late and be honest.
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You never marry the person you first see 'Casablanca' with.
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The first thing I'll do if elected is demand a recount.
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The people I respect all died broke and despairing. They didn't leave a lot of hammered iron behind them like Donald Trump has done.
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