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I'm too young for Medicare and too old for women to care.
Kinky Friedman
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Kinky Friedman
Age: 80
Born: 1944
Born: November 1
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Whether your destination is heaven or hell, you always have to change planes in Dallas.
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This system is really broken. No Child Left Behind has really failed and the only way to solve education is to leave one governor behind.
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I don't see how the people who created the problem can fix it. Texas is worth fighting for, and the best way to fight is to get the politicians out of politics.
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What has six balls and screws Texans? The Texas Lottery.
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The system is not perfect. Until it's perfect, let's do away with the death penalty.
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Inspiration thing is important, to teach the kids that JFK is not an airport, RFK's not a stadium, Martin Luther King ain't a street
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I want to be governor [of Texas] because I need the closet space.
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The only currency I value is the coin of the spirit. That's very important in my life.
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I've achieved many of my dreams, and I want to see that some others get a chance to, especially younger Texans.
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Simón Bolívar is the only person in history to be exiled from a country named after him.
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When a stray animal crosses your path, it may be as close to God as you're going to get in this lifetime.
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If you're going to be an artist, you need to be an original.
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If you don't love Jesus-go to hell!
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I'm ready for anything. That's probably why it never happens.
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And I think musicians can better run this state than politicians. And, hell, beauticians can better run the state than politicians.
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I suffer from the curse of being multi-talented. There's no doubt about it. Politics and literature have gotten in the way of songwriting.
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We're all worm bait waiting to happen. It's what you do while you wait that matters.
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We're going to make that Lone Star shine again.
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In six days the Lord created the heavens and the earth and all the wonders therein. There are some of us who feel that He might have taken just a little more time.
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Happiness is a moving target.
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