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I'm too young for Medicare and too old for women to care.

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Kinky Friedman
Age: 80
Born: 1944
Born: November 1
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If you don't love Jesus-go to hell!
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God created whiskey to keep the Irish from taking over the world.
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My plan is to bring back like the Bracero Program from 1944 that ran for 20 years where the Mexican government vets these people. I mean, they pay for it, and they get green cards, and they're actually legitimate. And then seal the border.
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If you're patient and you wait long enough, something will usually happen and it'll usually be something you don't like.
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You struggle with your demons and you conquer them.
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You have to pretend that your life is a financial pleasure even when your autographs are bouncing.
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I'll keep us out of war with Oklahoma!
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In six days the Lord created the heavens and the earth and all the wonders therein. There are some of us who feel that He might have taken just a little more time.
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