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I'm too young for Medicare and too old for women to care.
Kinky Friedman
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Kinky Friedman
Age: 80
Born: 1944
Born: November 1
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I just want Texas to be number one in something other than executions, toll roads and property taxes.
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This is called spiritual lifting. It's not heavy lifting. The governor of Texas should not be confused with Arnold Schwarzenegger. That's a powerful position. The governor of Texas can't do any heavy lifting really. It's not that powerful a position.
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I'll tell you right now. I'm for prayer in school.
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If you gotta kill two birds, might as well get stoned.
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The people I respect all died broke and despairing. They didn't leave a lot of hammered iron behind them like Donald Trump has done.
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You have to work at it if you want to be a good smoker. Especially today with all the non-smoking world constantly harassing you.
Kinky Friedman
You have to pretend that your life is a financial pleasure even when your autographs are bouncing.
Kinky Friedman
If you have the choice between humble and cocky, go with cocky. There's always time to be humble later, once you've been proven horrendously, irrevocably wrong.
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What has six balls and screws Texans? The Texas Lottery.
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The first thing I'll do if elected is demand a recount.
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This system is really broken. No Child Left Behind has really failed and the only way to solve education is to leave one governor behind.
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The Democrats and Republicans are the same guy admiring themself in the mirror.
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Whether your destination is heaven or hell, you always have to change planes in Dallas.
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I'd felt that a man without a woman was like a neck without a pain.
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I don't see how the people who created the problem can fix it. Texas is worth fighting for, and the best way to fight is to get the politicians out of politics.
Kinky Friedman
If you're going to be an artist, you need to be an original.
Kinky Friedman
If you're paranoid long enough, sooner or later you're gonna be right.
Kinky Friedman
I don't think I have even achieved fame. Of course, Hemingway says that fame is death's little sister.
Kinky Friedman
I want to be governor [of Texas] because I need the closet space.
Kinky Friedman
There are more inspirational people in music than there are in politics.
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