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I'm too young for Medicare and too old for women to care.

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Kinky Friedman
Age: 80
Born: 1944
Born: November 1
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A happy childhood is the worst possible preparation for life.
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I want to be governor [of Texas] because I need the closet space.
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I don't believe in carrying a weapon. If somebody wants to shoot me, he'll have to bring his own gun.
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I'm also for gay marriage, because I say they have every right to be just as miserable as the rest of us. Love is bigger than government. And Texas, by the way, has a very progressive law about gay couples adopting kids. We just won't let them get married. So that's not common sense.
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An editor's job is to take something great and make it good.
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