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I'm too young for Medicare and too old for women to care.
Kinky Friedman
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Kinky Friedman
Age: 80
Born: 1944
Born: November 1
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Inspiration thing is important, to teach the kids that JFK is not an airport, RFK's not a stadium, Martin Luther King ain't a street
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I'm also for gay marriage, because I say they have every right to be just as miserable as the rest of us. Love is bigger than government. And Texas, by the way, has a very progressive law about gay couples adopting kids. We just won't let them get married. So that's not common sense.
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I'll sign anything except bad legislation.
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Golf is the only opportunity that middle-aged WASPs have to dress up like a pimp.
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I believe that voices like Ross Perot, Pat Buchanan, Ralph Nader should be heard. They don't have to be president. Give 'em a chance.
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I want to be governor [of Texas] because I need the closet space.
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Yes, I'm a Judeo-Christian. Jesus and Moses are in my heart. And both of them were independents, by the way.
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If Jesus Christ had run as an independent, Rick Perry would have beat him.
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But the most dangerous thing in the world in the world is to run the risk of waking up one morning and realizing suddenly that all this time you've been living without really and truly living and by then it's too late. When you wake up to that kind of realization, it's too late for wishes and regrets. It's even too late to dream.
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We're all worm bait waiting to happen. It's what you do while you wait that matters.
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I don't apologize to people who try to intimidate.
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I was so high, I needed a stepladder to scratch my own ass.
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I'll keep us out of war with Oklahoma!
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If you're patient and you wait long enough, something will usually happen and it'll usually be something you don't like.
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We're first on executions. We're 49th in funding public education. We're in a race with Mississippi for the bottom, and we're winning.
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The Democrats and Republicans are the same guy admiring themself in the mirror.
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Happiness is a moving target.
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Remember, I'm not running against Rick Perry I'm running against apathy.
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The people I respect all died broke and despairing. They didn't leave a lot of hammered iron behind them like Donald Trump has done.
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