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The first thing I'll do if elected is demand a recount.
Kinky Friedman
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Kinky Friedman
Age: 80
Born: 1944
Born: November 1
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They probably would've taken Jesus if he hadn't been nailed down.
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You have to pretend that your life is a financial pleasure even when your autographs are bouncing.
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I'll tell you right now. I'm for prayer in school.
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Remember: Y'all is singular. All y'all is plural. All y'all's is plural possessive.
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The people I respect all died broke and despairing. They didn't leave a lot of hammered iron behind them like Donald Trump has done.
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