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The first thing I'll do if elected is demand a recount.
Kinky Friedman
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Kinky Friedman
Age: 80
Born: 1944
Born: November 1
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I'm ready for anything. That's probably why it never happens.
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I don't think I have even achieved fame. Of course, Hemingway says that fame is death's little sister.
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The good teachers are bailing out. Education is very important.... This should be the centerpiece on the table of Texas.
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I don't believe in carrying a weapon. If somebody wants to shoot me, he'll have to bring his own gun.
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They probably would've taken Jesus if he hadn't been nailed down.
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The people I respect all died broke and despairing. They didn't leave a lot of hammered iron behind them like Donald Trump has done.
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But the most dangerous thing in the world in the world is to run the risk of waking up one morning and realizing suddenly that all this time you've been living without really and truly living and by then it's too late. When you wake up to that kind of realization, it's too late for wishes and regrets. It's even too late to dream.
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