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We've got to clear some of the room out of the prisons so we can put the bad guys in there, like the pedophiles and the politicians.

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Kinky Friedman
Age: 80
Born: 1944
Born: November 1
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I'll sign anything except bad legislation.
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I don't apologize to people who try to intimidate.
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May the God of your choice bless and keep you. I respect Him as long as He does not circumcise me anymore.
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I'm ready for anything. That's probably why it never happens.
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I don't think I have even achieved fame. Of course, Hemingway says that fame is death's little sister.
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If you don't love Jesus-go to hell!
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We're first on executions. We're 49th in funding public education. We're in a race with Mississippi for the bottom, and we're winning.
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