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We've got to clear some of the room out of the prisons so we can put the bad guys in there, like the pedophiles and the politicians.

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Kinky Friedman
Age: 80
Born: 1944
Born: November 1
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There are more inspirational people in music than there are in politics.
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I don't think I have even achieved fame. Of course, Hemingway says that fame is death's little sister.
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I want to be governor [of Texas] because I need the closet space.
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Inspiration thing is important, to teach the kids that JFK is not an airport, RFK's not a stadium, Martin Luther King ain't a street
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I came from an upper-middle class home, which is always a hard cross for a country singer to bear.
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Well, I hate to be the one to take the flyswatter to Tinker Bell, but...
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I've been in true love many times. I just try to avoid it as much as possible. For if there's one thing I know about true love, it is that sooner or later, it results in a hostage situation.
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