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How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design?

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Kinky Friedman
Age: 80
Born: 1944
Born: November 1
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But the most dangerous thing in the world in the world is to run the risk of waking up one morning and realizing suddenly that all this time you've been living without really and truly living and by then it's too late. When you wake up to that kind of realization, it's too late for wishes and regrets. It's even too late to dream.
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I admit I was drinking a Guinness... but I did not swallow.
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I rarely meddled in the cat's personal affairs and she rarely meddled in mine. Neither of us was foolish enough to attribute human emotions to our pets.
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If Raymond Chandler came from the South, his name would be Ace Atkins.
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My plan is to bring back like the Bracero Program from 1944 that ran for 20 years where the Mexican government vets these people. I mean, they pay for it, and they get green cards, and they're actually legitimate. And then seal the border.
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