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How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design?
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Kinky Friedman
Age: 80
Born: 1944
Born: November 1
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There are more inspirational people in music than there are in politics.
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If you have the choice between humble and cocky, go with cocky. There's always time to be humble later, once you've been proven horrendously, irrevocably wrong.
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May the God of your choice bless and keep you. I respect Him as long as He does not circumcise me anymore.
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And I'll tell you another thing, you won't find any candidate that supports prayer in school and gay marriage. For that reason alone, people should vote for an independent-thinking person.
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I don't think where people come from is that important. It doesn't matter if you come from reality TV. The question is whether you can inspire people.
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We're all worm bait waiting to happen. It's what you do while you wait that matters.
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You never marry the person you first see 'Casablanca' with.
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An editor's job is to take something great and make it good.
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May the God of your choice bless you.
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They probably would've taken Jesus if he hadn't been nailed down.
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The first thing I'll do if elected is demand a recount.
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Remember, I'm not running against Rick Perry I'm running against apathy.
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I'm also for gay marriage, because I say they have every right to be just as miserable as the rest of us. Love is bigger than government. And Texas, by the way, has a very progressive law about gay couples adopting kids. We just won't let them get married. So that's not common sense.
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This is called spiritual lifting. It's not heavy lifting. The governor of Texas should not be confused with Arnold Schwarzenegger. That's a powerful position. The governor of Texas can't do any heavy lifting really. It's not that powerful a position.
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Musicians can run this state better than politicians. We won't get a lot done in the mornings, but we'll work late and be honest.
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I'm ready for anything. That's probably why it never happens.
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My definition of an artist is anyone who's ahead of his time and behind on his rent.
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If Raymond Chandler came from the South, his name would be Ace Atkins.
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I don't apologize to people who try to intimidate.
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I've been in true love many times. I just try to avoid it as much as possible. For if there's one thing I know about true love, it is that sooner or later, it results in a hostage situation.
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