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The Democrats and Republicans are the same guy admiring themself in the mirror.

Kinky Friedman

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Kinky Friedman
Age: 80
Born: 1944
Born: November 1
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Well, I hate to be the one to take the flyswatter to Tinker Bell, but...
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We've got to clear some of the room out of the prisons so we can put the bad guys in there, like the pedophiles and the politicians.
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Remember, I'm not running against Rick Perry I'm running against apathy.
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I came from an upper-middle class home, which is always a hard cross for a country singer to bear.
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I was so high, I needed a stepladder to scratch my own ass.
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You struggle with your demons and you conquer them.
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What has six balls and screws Texans? The Texas Lottery.
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I'll keep us out of war with Oklahoma!
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I'm ready for anything. That's probably why it never happens.
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I don't think where people come from is that important. It doesn't matter if you come from reality TV. The question is whether you can inspire people.
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We're going to make that Lone Star shine again.
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I've achieved many of my dreams, and I want to see that some others get a chance to, especially younger Texans.
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I want to be governor [of Texas] because I need the closet space.
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The people I respect all died broke and despairing. They didn't leave a lot of hammered iron behind them like Donald Trump has done.
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They probably would've taken Jesus if he hadn't been nailed down.
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I suffer from the curse of being multi-talented. There's no doubt about it. Politics and literature have gotten in the way of songwriting.
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When you record something, you never know who's going to hear it.
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