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May the God of your choice bless and keep you. I respect Him as long as He does not circumcise me anymore.

Kinky Friedman

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Kinky Friedman
Age: 80
Born: 1944
Born: November 1
Actor
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I want to be governor [of Texas] because I need the closet space.
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I suffer from the curse of being multi-talented. There's no doubt about it. Politics and literature have gotten in the way of songwriting.
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We're all worm bait waiting to happen. It's what you do while you wait that matters.
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I'll tell you right now. I'm for prayer in school.
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We're going to make that Lone Star shine again.
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We've got to clear some of the room out of the prisons so we can put the bad guys in there, like the pedophiles and the politicians.
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Well, I hate to be the one to take the flyswatter to Tinker Bell, but...
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You have to work at it if you want to be a good smoker. Especially today with all the non-smoking world constantly harassing you.
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If Raymond Chandler came from the South, his name would be Ace Atkins.
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Sometimes performing someone else's song is more difficult than writing your own.
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The only currency I value is the coin of the spirit. That's very important in my life.
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The system is not perfect. Until it's perfect, let's do away with the death penalty.
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Musicians can run this state better than politicians. We won't get a lot done in the mornings, but we'll work late and be honest.
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God created whiskey to keep the Irish from taking over the world.
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And I'll tell you another thing, you won't find any candidate that supports prayer in school and gay marriage. For that reason alone, people should vote for an independent-thinking person.
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Remember, I'm not running against Rick Perry I'm running against apathy.
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You've got to find what you love and let it kill you. I don't think any of us should ever forget that.
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I don't believe in carrying a weapon. If somebody wants to shoot me, he'll have to bring his own gun.
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I believe that voices like Ross Perot, Pat Buchanan, Ralph Nader should be heard. They don't have to be president. Give 'em a chance.
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You have to pretend that your life is a financial pleasure even when your autographs are bouncing.
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