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May the God of your choice bless and keep you. I respect Him as long as He does not circumcise me anymore.
Kinky Friedman
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Kinky Friedman
Age: 80
Born: 1944
Born: November 1
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If you have the choice between humble and cocky, go with cocky. There's always time to be humble later, once you've been proven horrendously, irrevocably wrong.
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I don't apologize to people who try to intimidate.
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I want to be governor [of Texas] because I need the closet space.
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Sometimes performing someone else's song is more difficult than writing your own.
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This system is really broken. No Child Left Behind has really failed and the only way to solve education is to leave one governor behind.
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I'm too young for Medicare and too old for women to care.
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