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May the God of your choice bless and keep you. I respect Him as long as He does not circumcise me anymore.
Kinky Friedman
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Kinky Friedman
Age: 80
Born: 1944
Born: November 1
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This is called spiritual lifting. It's not heavy lifting. The governor of Texas should not be confused with Arnold Schwarzenegger. That's a powerful position. The governor of Texas can't do any heavy lifting really. It's not that powerful a position.
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The reason educational spending in Texas is so low is because you don't have a state tax there, and that's why Texas is big growth because you don't tax people to death.
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I'd felt that a man without a woman was like a neck without a pain.
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Musicians can run this state better than politicians. We won't get a lot done in the mornings, but we'll work late and be honest.
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We're all worm bait waiting to happen. It's what you do while you wait that matters.
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I don't apologize to people who try to intimidate.
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A happy childhood is the worst possible preparation for life.
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I don't think I have even achieved fame. Of course, Hemingway says that fame is death's little sister.
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How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design?
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May the God of your choice bless you.
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Finding a cat--or having a cat find you--can change your world as much as marriage, divorce, love, death, or even winning the lottery can, and sometimes more.
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I don't believe in carrying a weapon. If somebody wants to shoot me, he'll have to bring his own gun.
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My plan is to bring back like the Bracero Program from 1944 that ran for 20 years where the Mexican government vets these people. I mean, they pay for it, and they get green cards, and they're actually legitimate. And then seal the border.
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The first thing I'll do if elected is demand a recount.
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I came from an upper-middle class home, which is always a hard cross for a country singer to bear.
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What has six balls and screws Texans? The Texas Lottery.
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I support gay marriage. I believe they have a right to be as miserable as the rest of us.
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God created whiskey to keep the Irish from taking over the world.
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Jerry Jones and Chris Christie are probably the most important latent homosexual relationship since Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson.
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I'm ready for anything. That's probably why it never happens.
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