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Kinky Friedman
Age: 80
Born: 1944
Born: November 1
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If you're paranoid long enough, sooner or later you're gonna be right.
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I'm too young for Medicare and too old for women to care.
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My plan is to bring back like the Bracero Program from 1944 that ran for 20 years where the Mexican government vets these people. I mean, they pay for it, and they get green cards, and they're actually legitimate. And then seal the border.
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I don't think where people come from is that important. It doesn't matter if you come from reality TV. The question is whether you can inspire people.
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Cuban cigars is a big expense because I do smoke a lot of them, eight to 12 a day, so that would be almost as bad as a cocaine habit, a hundred bucks a day.
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I want to be governor [of Texas] because I need the closet space.
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But the most dangerous thing in the world in the world is to run the risk of waking up one morning and realizing suddenly that all this time you've been living without really and truly living and by then it's too late. When you wake up to that kind of realization, it's too late for wishes and regrets. It's even too late to dream.
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Jerry Jones and Chris Christie are probably the most important latent homosexual relationship since Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson.
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I don't think I have even achieved fame. Of course, Hemingway says that fame is death's little sister.
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The good teachers are bailing out. Education is very important.... This should be the centerpiece on the table of Texas.
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I'd felt that a man without a woman was like a neck without a pain.
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I'm well aware that the Nelson Mandelas and the Winston Churchills of the world happened by accident. They usually come out of nowhere.
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We're first on executions. We're 49th in funding public education. We're in a race with Mississippi for the bottom, and we're winning.
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I was so high, I needed a stepladder to scratch my own ass.
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I see an issue I like, and I support it.
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The only currency I value is the coin of the spirit. That's very important in my life.
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I've achieved many of my dreams, and I want to see that some others get a chance to, especially younger Texans.
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Finding a cat--or having a cat find you--can change your world as much as marriage, divorce, love, death, or even winning the lottery can, and sometimes more.
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The people I respect all died broke and despairing. They didn't leave a lot of hammered iron behind them like Donald Trump has done.
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We've got to clear some of the room out of the prisons so we can put the bad guys in there, like the pedophiles and the politicians.
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