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Kinky Friedman
Age: 80
Born: 1944
Born: November 1
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If you're going to be an artist, you need to be an original.
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I don't see how the people who created the problem can fix it. Texas is worth fighting for, and the best way to fight is to get the politicians out of politics.
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You've got to find what you love and let it kill you. I don't think any of us should ever forget that.
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Finding a cat--or having a cat find you--can change your world as much as marriage, divorce, love, death, or even winning the lottery can, and sometimes more.
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Yes, I'm a Judeo-Christian. Jesus and Moses are in my heart. And both of them were independents, by the way.
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The teachers are getting screwed, blued, and tattooed by the system.
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I'm also for gay marriage, because I say they have every right to be just as miserable as the rest of us. Love is bigger than government. And Texas, by the way, has a very progressive law about gay couples adopting kids. We just won't let them get married. So that's not common sense.
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My definition of an artist is anyone who's ahead of his time and behind on his rent.
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I don't apologize to people who try to intimidate.
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How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design?
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I suffer from the curse of being multi-talented. There's no doubt about it. Politics and literature have gotten in the way of songwriting.
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In six days the Lord created the heavens and the earth and all the wonders therein. There are some of us who feel that He might have taken just a little more time.
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You have to pretend that your life is a financial pleasure even when your autographs are bouncing.
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If you have the choice between humble and cocky, go with cocky. There's always time to be humble later, once you've been proven horrendously, irrevocably wrong.
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My plan is to bring back like the Bracero Program from 1944 that ran for 20 years where the Mexican government vets these people. I mean, they pay for it, and they get green cards, and they're actually legitimate. And then seal the border.
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I don't think where people come from is that important. It doesn't matter if you come from reality TV. The question is whether you can inspire people.
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If Jesus Christ had run as an independent, Rick Perry would have beat him.
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Whether your destination is heaven or hell, you always have to change planes in Dallas.
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I don't think I have even achieved fame. Of course, Hemingway says that fame is death's little sister.
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When you record something, you never know who's going to hear it.
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