Share
×
Inspirational Quotes
Authors
Professions
Topics
Tags
Quote
Never tell the box-office man that you can't hear well or he will sell you a seat where you can't see either.
Kin Hubbard
Share
Change background
T
T
T
Change font
Original
TAGS & TOPICS
Kin Hubbard
Age: 62 †
Born: 1868
Born: September 1
Died: 1930
Died: December 26
Cartoonist
Humorist
Journalist
Bellefontaine
Ohio
Frank McKinney Hubbard
Office
Hear
Either
Tell
Seat
Wells
Seats
Well
Boxes
Never
Sell
Men
Sells
More quotes by Kin Hubbard
There are two ways to handle a woman, and nobody knows either of them.
Kin Hubbard
Lots of fellows think a home is only good to borrow money on.
Kin Hubbard
Folks that blurt out just what they think wouldn't be so bad if they thought.
Kin Hubbard
I don't look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans.
Kin Hubbard
Some folks seem to have descended from the chimpanzee much later than others.
Kin Hubbard
Fun is like life insurance the older you get, the more it costs.
Kin Hubbard
Where ignorance is bliss it's foolish to borrow your neighbor's newspaper.
Kin Hubbard
Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.
Kin Hubbard
A friend that ain't in need is a friend indeed.
Kin Hubbard
Gittin' talked about is one o' th' penalties for bein' purty.
Kin Hubbard
When some fellers decide to retire nobody knows the difference.
Kin Hubbard
It is no disgrace to be poor, but it might as well be.
Kin Hubbard
Intelligent people are always on the unpopular side of anything.
Kin Hubbard
University: ... a place where rich men send their sons who have no aptitude for business.
Kin Hubbard
The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
Kin Hubbard
Nobody ever grew despondent looking for trouble.
Kin Hubbard
We're all self-made men, but not very many of us have stayed on the job.
Kin Hubbard
Plain spoken people get most of the recognition because folks are afraid of them.
Kin Hubbard
The reason the way of the transgressor is hard is because it's so crowded.
Kin Hubbard
Another bad thing about prosperity is that you can't jingle any money without being under suspicion
Kin Hubbard
