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Never tell the box-office man that you can't hear well or he will sell you a seat where you can't see either.
Kin Hubbard
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Kin Hubbard
Age: 62 †
Born: 1868
Born: September 1
Died: 1930
Died: December 26
Cartoonist
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Bellefontaine
Ohio
Frank McKinney Hubbard
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