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In spite of all our speeding it's still the style to be late.

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Kin Hubbard
Age: 62 †
Born: 1868
Born: September 1
Died: 1930
Died: December 26
Cartoonist
Humorist
Journalist
Bellefontaine
Ohio
Frank McKinney Hubbard
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Speeding
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Late
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Being an optimist after you've got everything you want doesn't count.
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It's going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth once they inherit it.
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About the only thing we have left that actually discriminates in favor of the plain people is the stork.
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We're all self-made men, but not very many of us have stayed on the job.
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Never tell the box-office man that you can't hear well or he will sell you a seat where you can't see either.
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Flattery won't hurt you if you don't swallow it.
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Where ignorance is bliss it's foolish to borrow your neighbor's newspaper.
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Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.
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The man who says I may be wrong, but-- does not believe there can be any such possibility.
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The worst waste of breath, next to playing a saxophone, is advising a son
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As to those who hoard gold and silver and spend it not in God's path, give them, then, the tidings of a painful agony: on a day when these things shall be heated in hell-fire, and their foreheads, and their sides, and their backs shall be branded therewith.
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Every once in a while someone without a single bad habit gets caught.
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A grouch escapes so many little annoyances that it almost pays to be one.
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The world gets better every day - then worse again in the evening.
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I don't know of anything better than a woman if you want to spend money where it will show.
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Nobody can be as agreeable as an uninvited guest.
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One of the commonest mistakes is thinking your worries are over when your children get married.
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