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The worst waste of breath, next to playing a saxophone, is advising a son

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Kin Hubbard
Age: 62 †
Born: 1868
Born: September 1
Died: 1930
Died: December 26
Cartoonist
Humorist
Journalist
Bellefontaine
Ohio
Frank McKinney Hubbard
Breath
Breaths
Son
Waste
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Next
Advising
Saxophone

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