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When you consider what a chance women have to poison their husbands, it's a wonder there isn't more of it done

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Kin Hubbard
Age: 62 †
Born: 1868
Born: September 1
Died: 1930
Died: December 26
Cartoonist
Humorist
Journalist
Bellefontaine
Ohio
Frank McKinney Hubbard
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Women
Done
Husbands
Poison
Consider
Husband
Wonder

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