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The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.

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Kin Hubbard
Age: 62 †
Born: 1868
Born: September 1
Died: 1930
Died: December 26
Cartoonist
Humorist
Journalist
Bellefontaine
Ohio
Frank McKinney Hubbard
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Some folks pay a compliment like they went down in their pocket for it.
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I'm sorry to inform you that your 50 year warranty has expired on your back, knees, and memory. Luckily your lifetime warranty on your heart is still in effect. Of course, that becomes void and expires when you do.
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No woman can be handsome by the force of features alone, any more that she can be witty by only the help of speech.
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When you consider what a chance women have to poison their husbands, it's a wonder there isn't more of it done
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The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store.
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It used to be that a fellow went on the police force when everything else failed, but today he goes in the advertising game.
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All I kin git out o' the Wickersham position on prohibition is that the distinguished jurist seems to feel that if we'd let 'em have it the problem o' keepin' 'em from gitten' it would be greatly simplified
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Intelligent people are always on the unpopular side of anything.
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Every once in a while someone without a single bad habit gets caught.
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Don't say yes until I've finished talking. - Attributed to many Hollywood executives Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.
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Where ignorance is bliss it's foolish to borrow your neighbor's newspaper.
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Nobody ever grew despondent looking for trouble.
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Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn't have as many monuments to unveil.
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No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
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Bees are not as busy as we think they are. They just can't buzz any slower.
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I don't know of anything better than a woman if you want to spend money where it will show.
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Nobody can be as agreeable as an uninvited guest.
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Bargain... anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.
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Fun is like life insurance the older you get, the more it costs.
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Folks that blurt out just what they think wouldn't be so bad if they thought.
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