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If some people didn't tell you, you'd never know they'd been away on a vacation.

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Kin Hubbard
Age: 62 †
Born: 1868
Born: September 1
Died: 1930
Died: December 26
Cartoonist
Humorist
Journalist
Bellefontaine
Ohio
Frank McKinney Hubbard
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Away
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Work
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People
Vacation

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