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If some people didn't tell you, you'd never know they'd been away on a vacation.

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Kin Hubbard
Age: 62 †
Born: 1868
Born: September 1
Died: 1930
Died: December 26
Cartoonist
Humorist
Journalist
Bellefontaine
Ohio
Frank McKinney Hubbard
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Washing your car and polishing it all up is a never failing sign of rain.
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When some fellers decide to retire nobody knows the difference.
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In spite of all our speeding it's still the style to be late.
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I'm sorry to inform you that your 50 year warranty has expired on your back, knees, and memory. Luckily your lifetime warranty on your heart is still in effect. Of course, that becomes void and expires when you do.
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A grouch escapes so many little annoyances that it almost pays to be one.
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