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Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
Kin Hubbard
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Kin Hubbard
Age: 62 †
Born: 1868
Born: September 1
Died: 1930
Died: December 26
Cartoonist
Humorist
Journalist
Bellefontaine
Ohio
Frank McKinney Hubbard
Nothing
Circus
Packs
Christmas
Faster
Tears
Funny
Spirit
Next
Xmas
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