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Kin Hubbard
Age: 62 †
Born: 1868
Born: September 1
Died: 1930
Died: December 26
Cartoonist
Humorist
Journalist
Bellefontaine
Ohio
Frank McKinney Hubbard
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In spite of all our speeding it's still the style to be late.
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Lack of pep is often mistaken for patience.
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It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness poverty and wealth have both failed.
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About the only thing we have left that actually discriminates in favor of the plain people is the stork.
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Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
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I'm sorry to inform you that your 50 year warranty has expired on your back, knees, and memory. Luckily your lifetime warranty on your heart is still in effect. Of course, that becomes void and expires when you do.
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It isn't enough for you to love money - it's also necessary that money should love you.
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Everything comes to him who waits, except a loaned book.
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Bees are not as busy as we think they are. They just can't buzz any slower.
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Gittin' talked about is one o' th' penalties for bein' purty.
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Intelligent people are always on the unpopular side of anything.
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You won't skid if you stay in a rut.
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Hon Editor Cale Fluhart was a power politically fer years, but he never got prominent enough t' have his speeches garbled.
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I haven't heard of anybody who wants to stop living on account of the cost.
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The man who says I may be wrong, but-- does not believe there can be any such possibility.
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A good listener is usually thinking about something else.
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Where ignorance is bliss it's foolish to borrow your neighbor's newspaper.
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It ain't a bad plan to keep still occasionally even when you know what you're talking about.
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Nobody can be as agreeable as an uninvited guest.
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Don't say yes until I've finished talking. - Attributed to many Hollywood executives Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.
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