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Kin Hubbard
Age: 62 †
Born: 1868
Born: September 1
Died: 1930
Died: December 26
Cartoonist
Humorist
Journalist
Bellefontaine
Ohio
Frank McKinney Hubbard
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Where ignorance is bliss it's foolish to borrow your neighbor's newspaper.
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Universal peace sounds ridiculous to the head of an average family.
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I will say this for adversity: people seem to be able to stand it, and that is more than I can say for prosperity.
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When some fellers decide to retire nobody knows the difference.
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No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
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The fellow that calls you 'brother' usually wants something that doesn't belong to him.
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We're all self-made men, but not very many of us have stayed on the job.
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I'm sorry to inform you that your 50 year warranty has expired on your back, knees, and memory. Luckily your lifetime warranty on your heart is still in effect. Of course, that becomes void and expires when you do.
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Some folks seem to have descended from the chimpanzee much later than others.
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Look out for the people who allow you to do all the talking.
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About the only thing we have left that actually discriminates in favor of the plain people is the stork.
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I don't look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans.
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Intelligent people are always on the unpopular side of anything.
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The election is not very far off when a candidate can recognize you across the street.
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Bargain... anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.
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The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.
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Folks that blurt out just what they think wouldn't be so bad if they thought.
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We can tell that a good name is better than riches by those who prefer the riches.
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It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness poverty and wealth have both failed.
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Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
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