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Kin Hubbard
Age: 62 †
Born: 1868
Born: September 1
Died: 1930
Died: December 26
Cartoonist
Humorist
Journalist
Bellefontaine
Ohio
Frank McKinney Hubbard
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A sadder but wiser man is a thousand times more agreeable to meet than the feller that never makes a mistake.
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Gittin' talked about is one o' th' penalties for bein' purty.
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No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
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If at first you do succeed don't take any more chances.
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The rich man and his daughter are soon parted.
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Flattery won't hurt you if you don't swallow it.
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As to those who hoard gold and silver and spend it not in God's path, give them, then, the tidings of a painful agony: on a day when these things shall be heated in hell-fire, and their foreheads, and their sides, and their backs shall be branded therewith.
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The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
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Never tell the box-office man that you can't hear well or he will sell you a seat where you can't see either.
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Hon Editor Cale Fluhart was a power politically fer years, but he never got prominent enough t' have his speeches garbled.
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In order to live off a garden, you practically have to live in it.
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Universal peace sounds ridiculous to the head of an average family.
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Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.
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It's going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the earth once they inherit it.
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It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness poverty and wealth have both failed.
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Some folks seem to have descended from the chimpanzee much later than others.
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Intelligent people are always on the unpopular side of anything.
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Bargain... anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.
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Nobody ever grew despondent looking for trouble.
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Live so that you can at least get the benefit of the doubt.
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