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Five trolls in a dra-a-a-a-ag,' the four-inch man sang from my shoulder. 'Four purple condoms, three French ticklers, two horny vamps and a succubus in the snow.
Kim Harrison
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Kim Harrison
Age: 58
Born: 1966
Born: January 1
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