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Five trolls in a dra-a-a-a-ag,' the four-inch man sang from my shoulder. 'Four purple condoms, three French ticklers, two horny vamps and a succubus in the snow.

Kim Harrison

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Kim Harrison
Age: 58
Born: 1966
Born: January 1
Author
Novelist
Writer
Midwest
Wyoming
Dawn Cook
Five
Sang
Succubus
Three
Purple
Trolls
Two
Shoulder
Condoms
Men
Inches
Vamp
French
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Shoulders
Horny
Snow
Condom
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