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In the interest of not pissing you off anymore tonight, let's not select that particular playlist.

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Kiersten White
Age: 41
Born: 1983
Born: June 27
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Utah
United States
Kiersten Brazier
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We sat down and Lend put his arm around me. Every single jaw at the table dropped. Man, John said, shaking his head. All this time I was pretty sure you were gay.
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No worries.You go save the world.I'm gonna finish getting a cavity.
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I am the ocean we lived on for two months. I am empty. I am nothing.
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Reth looked exasperated. “When is something ever not wrong in your life?” I frowned. “That’s my line.
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In this room I have picked which gun was unloaded out of ten options. And then they pulled the trigger on me. I have picked stocks that went on to skyrocket. I have picked which pencil I would shove into Ms. Robertson’s ear until she kicked me out for thinking about it.
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Jack might look my age, but he was like a little kid on a sugar high --- in need of a good spanking. --- Good heavens, that sounded creepy.
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Jack furiously chopped vegetables. Captain Dependable! Wait, we vetoed that one. The Divine Door Maker? Too much? Hmm...Handsome Hero, but maybe I should move away from alliteration. Something sleek. Our Lord and Master Jack.
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Can't he be lonely and unbalanced around someone else's girlfriend?
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I guess I can't blame him for feeling bitter. Going from being the terror of Bulgarian nights to a janitor would kinda suck
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Be prepared,' that's my motto. He smiled smugly at me. That, and 'Sleep whenever possible.' Oh, and 'If you don't notice it's gone, what's the harm in me taking it?
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You know, they say when someone keeps making excuses to say your name it means they like you.
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Faeries are unaffected by alcohol, but much to her surprise—and the faeries’ undoing—they get very, very drunk on carbonation. Using copious amounts of Coke, she was able to discover a single faerie’s true name.
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Now, now, you aren't afraid of monsters in the dark, are you? I caught a flash of her eyes, winking wickedly at me. No, I said, shivering. After all, I was one of them.
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I—What on earth just happened?” “Well, nothing on Earth, obviously.
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Well, that’s interesting,” I said. “What’s interesting?” Jack called from the other room. “Something is interesting?” Lend shouted. “No! Nothing!
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Can I take a rain check? Weekends are busy for me. He shrugged, his perma smile back in all its dimpled glory. You'd probably figure out a way to nearly get killed, anyway.
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It's a good thing we're pretty to look at, I said as Lend sat down on the orange plastic seats next to me. Because we don't have much else going for us as bowlers.
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High school’s actually kind of boring. It’s a little bit like living in the Center. Everyone thinks they know everything about everyone else, but really there’s a lot more under the surface. (Lend)
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I've got a nine iron that says otherwise.
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Jack! Where have you been,you miserable little creep? He raised his eyebrows,a look of mock hurt on his face.This is the thanks I get? Give me that bat and I'll show you how grateful I am, coward!
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