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In the interest of not pissing you off anymore tonight, let's not select that particular playlist.

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Kiersten White
Age: 41
Born: 1983
Born: June 27
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Utah
United States
Kiersten Brazier
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Can't he be lonely and unbalanced around someone else's girlfriend?
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Actually, you’re way off.” “Oh?” the guard asked. “Yup. She’s not a werewolf, she’s a chupacabra. Have you noticed a lot of missing goats lately?
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...lying spread-eagled in the hall with only my ankle inside the room that kept me prisoner here. They really should have thought of that and tagged my neck or something.
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Bleep if I was going to stage a rescue in a freaking pantsuit.
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I open my eyes to see Ry staring at me, and my desert soul erupts with turquoise water, floods and cascades and waterfalls rushing in around my rocky parts, pushing and reshaping and filling every hidden dark spot.
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Are you Evelyn Green?” “Sort of. Mostly. I mean, legally. Again, sort of.
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Good luck trying to force Evie to do anything else once she has made up her mind. She is the definition of a stubborn, headstrong teenager.” “And you love me for it.” “I do.
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Normal? What's that? How you really look. Can you take off all your clothes? Okay weirdest thing ever-I just asked myself to take off all my clothes. It doesn't get much creepier. Why on earth would I do that? You asked me to be naked I thought it was only fair.
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What’s the point in hating something if you aren’t proactive?
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Maybe I'm weird, but watching Lend drive was sexy.
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There's a reason cats were near deity in ancient Egypt. Dogs may be loyal, but cats are smart. This one must recognize our bond. You can take the cat ouf of Egypt, but you can't take Egypt out of the cat. Wow, I should have that embroidered on a pillow or something.
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I let my face go blank and nodded slowly. Yes.The trolls.Back. With me. Cannot form.Complete sentences. I shook my head. Yeah,so not happening. He considered me,annoyed and at a loss for what to do next.I don't kill humans. Me niether!See,common ground already.
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Yeah I know you're a creature of the night. Bringer of death, sucker of blood, needer of tans, so on and so forth. And oddly enough, I'm still unimpressed.
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Be prepared,' that's my motto. He smiled smugly at me. That, and 'Sleep whenever possible.' Oh, and 'If you don't notice it's gone, what's the harm in me taking it?
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It's a good thing we're pretty to look at, I said as Lend sat down on the orange plastic seats next to me. Because we don't have much else going for us as bowlers.
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I kind of wish they’d shut up,” Jack said. “Dude, true dat,” Lend answered. Jack nodded solemnly. “For serious.
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Wake up,' a voice like water rippling over rocks whispered in my ear.
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Jack was balancing a spoon on his nose when I walked in. You, I said knocking it off his face. Me! He answered cheerfully.
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What, no flirting?” I asked, trying to buy time. “Aren’t you going to at least try to be sexy? Think of all those vampire fans out there—they’d be so disappointed.” I pulled out my silver knife. Probably should have paid more attention during my knife training. “Tell you what. Let me go and I promise not to tell anyone that you aren’t suave.
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Faeries are unaffected by alcohol, but much to her surprise—and the faeries’ undoing—they get very, very drunk on carbonation. Using copious amounts of Coke, she was able to discover a single faerie’s true name.
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